so at closing time tonight at work i started singing “closing time”
like that episode of the office idk which character sings it tbh
me:*goes to open professional ballet class*
teacher:so we'll do two triple pirouettes and then a fouette, then brises--
me:I came out to have a good time, and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now
Anonymous said:u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not
hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already...
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
Ygritte appreciation week ?
So, a Shae appreciation week is happening this week and even though i like Shae, she isn’t my favourite...
In today’s “oh, you idiot” moment, I realise I bought two different editions of the exact same book.
I have a special kind of disgust for unnatural patina.
This thing is actually dipped, so watch your tone.
me:*gets out of day old pajamas*
me:*takes a shower*
me:*gets into clean pajamas*